Here's what Ninja said: "What's up, brother? I didn't have a sexual relationship with that man! I'm just kidding. The cat's out of the bag! What are we doing here? This is my assistant, also an elf ...

Who wouldn't want to get their hands on something as incredible as the first sketch of the Ninja Turtles? Well, maybe not Michael Bay because they don't look alien enough. Just think, this Kevin ...

The new sketch follows the Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles in a swath of new problems that plague those who have grown out of adolescence, including political disagreements at the dinner table. While ...